wedding map..these days..

hahahahahah..
aku baru gelakkan map abah aku..
aku ingat time² skrg, tade dah laa map² yang seangkatan camtu..
rupenye ada yang lagi canggih..

ni map 2008 ok..
adalaa anak sape tah..(org kg aku laa..)
kenduri 31st may nih..

sile lihat kecanggihan mapnye.. :))



perasan-kah? hahahahahha..

okla, aku zoomkan sket utk korang..


nampak??
"hanya moto berkuasa besar sahaja dibenarkan jika anda ingin dtg ke kenduri saye..terima kaseh.."

hahahahahhahaha..

dulu dan skrg..

hihi..
ada sessi susun-atur-semula-kedudukan-perabot kat umah aku..
termasuklaa sessi-memunggah-barang²-lama..
and mama jumpe satu barang klasik nih..

its their wedding card..hihihi..
gile klasik..
punye laa lame tersimpan..(yelaaa..dah 28tahun lps kann :P)
sampai riben dia pun reput..ekekeke..
tapi abah kate, kad camtu kire dah cukup bagus dah time tu..

meh kite tgk belah dalam..

sempoi gile..
cuba korang compare ngan kad² kawen skrg..
masa tu lom ada letak ayat² doa cam skrg..
lom ada border² kerawang ape bagai tuu..
lom ada gak orang letak no phone umah or no handphone..
lom laa berpages²..
even map pun diletakkan dlm page yg same..
masa tu tade laa canggih-manggih cam map skrg..

haa meh aku zoomkan sket map ni ye..

for u guys info la kann..
ni tuan empunya kad yang lukis map..kehkehkeh..
masa dulu..mmg ape saje bentuk map yang diberi, terus masuk dlm kad..
tade dah nak edit-medit atau lukis balik pakai photoshop ke..visio ke..ape ke..

cume yang aku ngan jiji gelakkan..
korang nampak tak gamba orang lidi ngan keta yang aku bulatkan tu??
tahukah anda simboliknya???
hahahahhahahha...

aku & jiji: "bah, ni nak tunjuk sape bwk keta, sila lalu jalan atas..sape jalan kaki, lalu jalan bawah ke?? hahahahhaha.."
abah: "kan masa tu ada jalan kecik..keta mana leh lalu..tu yang abah lukis macam tu.."

hahahahhaha..
mmg gelak guling² jap laa kitorang..
sorry bah..bukan pakat nak gelakkan abah..
tp mmg kelakar laa map abah tu..
hahahahha..
siot je kan anak² abah ni..kehkehkeh..

tapi tak kesah laa rupe cemane pun map tu..
kawen jugak mak ngan abah aku..
kalau tak, tade laa dapat 4 orang anak yang "baik" cam kitorang nih..hihihi :D

finally...!

remember this?

lame wooo aku tunggu..
now its blooming!!
(actually dah lame start bloom..aku jek lmbt update..kan wa busy..hiks..)

mmg ari², asal kua umah..
tak kire laa aku nak sidai kain ke..
aku nak g kat keta ke..
aku nak bagi ikan makan ke..
mesti aku tgk bunga dia dah berkembang byk mane..heheh..

jom kite same² saksikan tumbesaran dia..

dari dia memanjang tanpa bunga..

sampai dah kua putik..mcm asparagus pun ada..
(tetibe rasa nak makan asparagus belacan..ekekeke)
putik² semakin banyak & berceracak..

TADAAAAA..and reaching wayar² tu..

i sukeeeeee.. :D
akhirnye tak sia² penantian beta tu..hahahaha..

never ending..

i've been told by..
my boss: "complete kan sume tasks by ujung bulan nih..next month, sy nak bwk team ni g project lain.."
my boss-atas-boss: "ira, cepat² abeskan keje..i dah ada plan lain utk ur team.."

well..tahlaa..
adekah another janji??
because i thot, aku dah sign mati ngan project nih..
hmm..we'll see..

o ya, just now received an email from a friend of mine..
yang aku rasa mcm kene je ngan situasi aku..
lets read..

ENGINEER Vs MANAGEMENT

Once upon a time, a man in a hot air balloon realized that he was lost.
He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted.
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied.
"You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 50 and 51 degrees north latitude and between 114 and 115 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make use of your information. The fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems.
The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met,
but now, somehow, you've managed to make it my fault!!"

i dont know la how u guys visualize it..
but for me..reality is reality..
somehow reality hurts!
hmm..any comments?

cough..cough..go away..

masuk arini genap 3 minggu dah aku batuk² (kungg..kungg..)
started dgn demam & selsema..
meleret dgn batuk yg tak benti²..
saket dada ;'(
malam² skrg mmg susah laa nak tdo..
sbb skali start batuk, susah nak stop..
dahlaa aku mmg jenis susah nak lelap..
pastu batuk ni worsen it much more..
haihhh..

ubat yg doktor bagi, sume abes dah aku telan..
slalu tu ada je belen² ubat sbb mmg aku tak suke makan ubat..
tp kali ni, licin! tinggal plastik je..

tak tahan ngan batuk² tu, aku g beli ubat batuk kat farmasi..
pun sampai abes sebotol ubat batuk tu, still tade kurang..
ni nak masuk botol lain dah..
kalau tak baik gak, tatau laa..
nak kene telan ngan botol² skali kot, baru baik..hmmphhh...

aku mmg risau kalau batuk lelame nih..
sbb something had happened when i was in standard 3..
aku batuk lame sampai kene stay kat spital..
sbb doctor takleh nak trace whats behind the coughing attacks..
and in the end..
dia telah me'revealed'kan yang jantung aku tak serupa ngan jantung org lain..
he said, its a rare case..1 in a million..heheh..(buleh buat reality tv nih..ekekeke)

aihhh, cepatlaa baik..
so that tadelaa penat aku tanggung saket dada..
tade laa susah aku bercakap..
tekak pun tadelaa perit..
paling aku tak saba..sbb pastu boleh laa aku minum ais ngan mkn eskem..kehkehkeh..
(kalau mama tau ni, sure tak benti dia bebel..hihihi..)

i've got stormed?

7-8 may 2008
aku ada brainstorming kat Holiday Inn Glenmarie..
best gak laa sbb takyah dtg opis..
tp tak best sbb kene bangun awal..hmmphh..

masa first day tu..
setelah sekian lame gak aku tak tempuh jam pepagi.. (sbb slalu tu aku g keje, jalan dah clear sket...almaklumlaa org sume dah masuk opis..hahahhaa)
so sbb aku tau jln mmg akan jam, aku bajet laa kua awal..supaya sampai awal..
lg pulak, aku tak sure where exactly the place located..

no..aku tau Glenmarie..tp Holiday Inn tu katne tak sure..
aku tanye abah, dgn konfiden dia jawab "lps first traffic light, turn right.."
(mama ngan abah pun terkejut gile tgk aku dah siap BEFORE dorang even siap g opis..
slalu tu dorang dah sampai opis, baru aku kua umah..ekekeke)

and guess what..
sbb aku pun sama konfiden masuk jalan yg abah bgtau tu..
sampai ujung jalan, aku end up masuk kawasan perumahan.. (walaupun aku dah baca signboard nih..tp aku confuse dan masuk jugak!)
aku nak u-turn, dah sampai post guard pun..
so aku bgtau laa guard bangla tu..

aku: "hmm..im looking for Holiday Inn Glenmarie.."
guard: "oo its at the other junction..so u have to turn back to the main road..and after the traffic light...."
aku: "i have to turn right, right?.."
guard: "yes..and now u may have to make a turn there.." (sambil tunjuk jalan dpn post tu..) "and pay 2 dollars.."
aku: "what?? are u kidding me??"
guard: "no im not.." (sambil gelak²kan aku)

siot bangla nih..
sempat laaa nak bergurau senda ngan aku kannnn..

ye laa..masuk akal tak?
just nak buat u-turn dlm compound dorang, kene bayo 2 hengget..
gile! buleh kaya laa camtu..
tunggu je orang silap jalan..

sebenarnye mmg senang je nak cari tempat tu pun..
tp sbb:
1) signboard tu confusing.. "Simpang ke Holiday Inn Glenmarie 500m" which located betul2 kat tepi traffic light..
tp yang buat aku confuse..
adekah 500m dr traffic light tu ke hadapan..
atau 500m ke dalam..(in this case, masa turn right tu laa)
2) aku lebih trust dgn "map bergerak" aku..hihihi..

maka..jadilaa camtu..huhuhu..

o ye..
masa brainstorming tu kann..
mmg byklaa presentation & speeches..
aku slalu nak tergelak sorang²..
sbb ramai yang TTD!! kehkehkeh..
masa dorang present paper..
even MD pun tersasul² masa bg speech..
sooo aku rasa TTD tu mmg blaku kat sume org..bukan kat aku je..
so korang jgn nak cong aku laa kalau korang kate korang tak penah tersasul kann..
cume maybe case aku kronik sket.. :P